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27

Jan

Porque hoje acordei nessa vibe.

Porque hoje acordei nessa vibe.

08

Jun

ritalin-runaway:

John Keating: Close your eyes, close your eyes! Close ‘em! Now, describe what you see. Todd Anderson: Uh, I-I close my eyes. John Keating: Yes. Todd Anderson: Uh, and this image floats beside me. John Keating: A sweaty-toothed madman. Todd Anderson: A sweaty-toothed madman with a stare that pounds my brain. John Keating: Oh, that’s *excellent*! Now, give him action - make him do something! Todd Anderson: H-His hands reach out and choke me. John Keating: That’s it! Wonderful, wonderful! Todd Anderson: And all the time he’s mumbling. John Keating: What’s he mumbling? Todd Anderson: Mumbling truth. John Keating: Yeah, yes. Todd Anderson: Truth like-like a blanket that always leaves your feet cold. John Keating: [some of the class start to laugh] Forget them, forget them! Stay with the blanket. Tell me about that blanket! Todd Anderson: Y-Y-You push it, stretch it, it’ll never be enough. You kick at it, beat it, it’ll never cover any of us. From the moment we enter crying t-to the moment we leave dying, it’ll just cover your face as you wail and cry and scream. [long pause then class applauds] John Keating: Don’t you forget this. 

ritalin-runaway:

John Keating: Close your eyes, close your eyes! Close ‘em! Now, describe what you see. 
Todd Anderson: Uh, I-I close my eyes. 
John Keating: Yes. 
Todd Anderson: Uh, and this image floats beside me. 
John Keating: A sweaty-toothed madman. 
Todd Anderson: A sweaty-toothed madman with a stare that pounds my brain. 
John Keating: Oh, that’s *excellent*! Now, give him action - make him do something! 
Todd Anderson: H-His hands reach out and choke me. 
John Keating: That’s it! Wonderful, wonderful! 
Todd Anderson: And all the time he’s mumbling. 
John Keating: What’s he mumbling? 
Todd Anderson: Mumbling truth. 
John Keating: Yeah, yes. 
Todd Anderson: Truth like-like a blanket that always leaves your feet cold. 
John Keating: [some of the class start to laugh] Forget them, forget them! Stay with the blanket. Tell me about that blanket! 
Todd Anderson: Y-Y-You push it, stretch it, it’ll never be enough. You kick at it, beat it, it’ll never cover any of us. From the moment we enter crying t-to the moment we leave dying, it’ll just cover your face as you wail and cry and scream. 
[long pause then class applauds
John Keating: Don’t you forget this. 

24

May

So sexy

So sexy

22

May

Tentando fechar um programa que parou de responder

“O programa não está respondendo”

Eu:

Programa:

Eu: 

Programa:

Eu: BELEZA. Vou fechar você. Mostrar quem é que manda.

Programa:

Eu: FECHA LOGO. YOU BITCH.

Programa:

Eu: Beleza então. VOU CHAMAR O GERENCIADOR DE TAREFAS.

Programa:

(Source: mister-chandler)

21

May

Na minha cama.

Na minha cama.

16

May

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May

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May

02

May